Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Way to Using BASTARD!!! (Words)






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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.



PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?



GIRL: Well, he kissed me.



PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )



GIRL: ......Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.



GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.



PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )



GIRL: Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.



GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.



PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )



GIRL: Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.



GIRL: But, he had sex with me!



PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )



GIRL: Yes!



PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.



GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.



PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD !!!























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Reference: http://laikepo.blogspot.com/2010/05/way-to-using-bastard-words.html

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Asian Youtube Comedy is Alive and Fricking...Funny



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I want to be part of it too!











Reference: http://wtfamiwatching.blogspot.com/2010/05/asian-youtube-comedy-is-alive-and.html

Most Popular Plastic Surgery Procedures in the World






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It used to be that only celebrities and wealthy housewives underwent cosmetic surgery� but not anymore! Today people of all ages, backgrounds, and income-levels are going under the knife to enhance their looks. Plastic surgery is a booming industry with no signs of slowing down anytime soon. Below is a list of the top 10 plastic surgery procedures, compiled by PlasticSurgerySpot.com using statistics from the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.







1. Liposuction


This popular procedures is used to remove excess fat from the body, neck, and chin. When done right the results are impressive, when done wrong lumps can occur.











2. Breast Implants


A larger breast size is desired by many woman. This is accomplished using either saline or silicone breast implants.








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3. Cosmetic Eye Surgery


This anti-wrinkle procedure helps to minimize the appearance of aging skin around the eyes. Both upper and lower eye lifts are a popular procedure for the baby boomer generation.








4. Tummy Tucks


Tummy tuck surgery or called "abdominoplasty". Those who have redundant abdominal skin and muscle relaxation resulting in bulging of the abdomen, even if they don't have too much fat, need to have a major operation called the "Tummy Tuck" to cut out excess skin and tighten the muscle.








5. Breast Reduction


Breast reduction is a common surgical procedure. It is done to decrease the size of one or both breasts. While more common in women, this procedure can also be done in men.











6. Rhinoplasty


Rhinoplasty , also called plastic surgery of the nose or a "nose job," is a very popular procedure that can make profound differences not only in the balance of facial features, but also in a person's self-esteem. The aesthetic improvements that a rhinoplasty surgeon can make include decreasing or increasing the size of the nose, altering the tip or bridge of the nose, and narrowing or changing the shape of the nostrils








7. Face Lifts


For this wishing to pull the skin tighter to minimize wrinkles, a face lift is performed. Often times cheek implants or another form of cheek augmentation is done in conjunction with this anti-wrinkle procedure.





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8. Breast Lift


Mastopexy or breast lift surgery refers to a group of elective surgical operations designed to lift or change the shape of a person's breasts. Mastopexy may involve repositioning the areola and nipple, as well as lifting the breast tissue and removing skin. Mastopexy may be performed alone, or in combination with placement of breast implants.









9. Forehead Lift


This is a less invasive procedure than a face lift. A forehead lift is done for those that only want to target the forehead.








10. Male Breast Reduction


This is an extremely popular procedure for males. Some develop fatty deposits in their breasts or hormonal imbalances trigger the abnormal creation of breast tissue. Either way, this procedure corrects the problem.















Reference: http://oddyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/05/most-popular-plastic-surgery-procedures.html

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Jumping Javed



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Remember that match between India and Pakistan where Javed Miandad and Kiran More got into verbal action. The result was Jumping Javed...

Here is the video of that historic event.













Reference: http://funn2shhvideos.blogspot.com/2010/05/jumping-javed.html

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Funny ventriloquy of terrorist



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Reference: http://organise4u.blogspot.com/2010/05/funny-ventriloquy-of-terrorist.html

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Aamir Khan in Ad of Tata Sky with Cartoon - Funny Picture



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Aamir Khan in Ad of Tata Sky with Cartoon - Funny Picture











Reference: http://funnypictures5.blogspot.com/2010/05/aamir-khan-in-ad-of-tata-sky-with.html

I think it's time to learn English...



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This is a funny ad I found on Youtube, and it shows effectively the importance to know English, the most spoken language on the earth.






The ad is funny, catchy and for sure appeal to everyone in today's society where almost every song we hear at the Radio is in English. Maybe it is a little bit rude, the song is not probably what you want your kids to listen to, but I think that the words that they use, are simple, rude and for that reason, even those that cannot speak English properly can get it, and therefore feel the urge to learn the language!


















Myself as well, when younger, had the same problem... listening to some English songs and not having a clue about what they were saying, but I liked the rhythm.






Clearly this ad express everything I try to explain in plain words... Probably it's not gonna look so funny to English native speakers, but for foreigners this is hilarious!














Reference: http://lucajinisys.blogspot.com/2010/05/this-is-funny-ad-i-found-on-youtube-and.html